fingerblaster113:

That split second of sheer terror when you don’t remember if you put on deodorant before you left your house

(via lutrogale)

(Source: subtubitles, via lutrogale)

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior, via lutrogale)

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf, via lutrogale)

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via unicornsyglitter)

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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(via unicornsyglitter)

(Source: edithsprior, via lutrogale)

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

(Source: g-odd-ess, via jubblebutt)

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

johnstached:

In which Sherlock’s day is ruined

I CHOKED

(via lutrogale)

I am Scottish! I can complain about things!

(Source: thespacehairandthespaceidiot, via jubblebutt)

weloveshortvideos:

Beatboxing

Vine by Austin Miles Geter

(via jubblebutt)

(Source: deveninanewdress, via lutrogale)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via lutrogale)

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: mrchompers, via unicornsyglitter)

(Source: dilvte, via 12through15)