Anonymous said: dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

toothpast:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[pavlov tears]

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

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darksilenceinsuburbia:

Maud Vantours

3D Paper

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stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

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staff:

pricum:

tumblr so good today wtf

Yeah wtf

four-toed-creed:

this is so great

(Source: theghastlyordealofcorey, via takeallyourpictures)

laughterkey:

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

There’s so much to talk about here

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vansgirls:

For some reason, we are finding this really cute.

vansgirls:

For some reason, we are finding this really cute.

(Source: everything1s, via lutrogale)

thefrogman:

Paper Airplane Machine [video]

thefrogman:

Paper Airplane Machine [video]

deaddreamers:

oh my god

deaddreamers:

oh my god

(Source: bunnyfood, via lutrogale)


Aaand a kiss for you

Aaand a kiss for you

(Source: awwww-cute, via thefrogman)

youareawolfqq:

Every time he does this she gets curious but also scared.

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pqleyr:

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

Ha!

pqleyr:

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

Ha!

(Source: juanbercow, via 12through15)

askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

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